I’d like ta…
I’d like to say something.
That I’ve prepared.
Tonight.
(paper crinkling)
Hello.
How ‘bout that ride in.
I guess that’s why they call it Sin City.
(uncomfortable chuckle)
You guys may not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner.
I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack.
But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own.
And my wolf pack, it grew by one.
So where there were two, So there were two of us in the wolf pack.
I was, well, alone first in the pack.
And then Doug joined in later.
And six months ago.
When Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought…
Wait a second, could it be?
And now I know for sure.
I just added two guys to my wolf pack.
Four of us wolves.
Running around the desert.
Together.
In Las Vegas.
Looking for strippers and cocaine.
So tonight.
I make a toast.
(cutting hand with a knife)
“Blood Brothers”
”
The Hangover
Rooftop toast by Zach Galifianakis aka “ALAN”